I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
