Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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