Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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