Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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