I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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