I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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