i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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