Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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