If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
there's paper in my vomit.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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