I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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