How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
vagina is talking i cant
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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