This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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