i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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