Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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