I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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