his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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