The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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