Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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