He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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