I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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