Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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