I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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