i just google imaged poop.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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