I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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