Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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