there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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