How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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