Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Less talking, more tequila
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize