she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
