i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was like giving head to a cactus.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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