Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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