The maid of honor just puked.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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