It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
