Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize