Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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