whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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