Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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