And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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