Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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