So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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