This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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