oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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