belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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