If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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