Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
