a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Terrible idea I love it
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