Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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