your room smells of hookers.
And success
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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