Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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