she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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