ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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